My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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