ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Randomize
