you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.