Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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