If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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