didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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