Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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