Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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