My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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