we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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