Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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