so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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