I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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