I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm bleeding and have questions
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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