I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
