sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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