Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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