im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
