Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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