you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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