The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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