alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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