Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Success! We fucked roommates!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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