there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is Oprah even human
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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