Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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