Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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