My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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