I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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