That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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