Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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