That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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