I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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