you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
