Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sext me about skeletons
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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