Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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