Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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