R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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