Fuck appropriateness.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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