Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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