I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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