Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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