no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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