God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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