It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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