I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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