is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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