dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
