that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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