So gin and wine won't be happening again
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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