Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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