some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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