Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you would pick up someone in the library
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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