Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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