nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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