Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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