just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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