I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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