Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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