After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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